dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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