Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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