You surviving the open bar?
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He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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