I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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