So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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