I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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