I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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