You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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