I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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