But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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