3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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