"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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