He disabled his match.com account in front of me
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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