doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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