He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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