i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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