But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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