it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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