so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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