But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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