is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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