At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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