i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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