Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Randomize
