Grow some girl-balls and come out already
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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