she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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