we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
