am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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