I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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