Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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