In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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