I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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