Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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