hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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