This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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