so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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