Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
