great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
my poor anus
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Randomize
