Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
