Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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