You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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