I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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