Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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