The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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