How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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