I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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