Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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