There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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