One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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