God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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